SHELLEY BARRATT was born on the blistering desert sands of South Africa. Well, not on them really, or even near them. It was a very nice hospital in NSW. Which is irrelevant since she was raised in QLD and VIC. She began life as a baby, and later refused to grow up. At the age of five, she began talking in weird and wonderful voices. The fact that nobody seemed to be listening never bothered her. And neither does much else. Today, she can be found unsuccessfully avoiding responsibility in Australia as a full-time student. She’s been accused of being talented, but never convicted. Alright, truth be told, the jury’s still out…
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Yeah I'm mega freaking bored hey. So to torment you all, i thought I'd write another POINTLESS journal about pretty much anything i can think of at this present second. . . . so lets seee. . .
#1. (VERY IMPORTANT!!) It will be 6 months with my wonderful boyfriend Curt on the 11th of Feb. that's half a year!! THAT'S AWESOME RIGHT!! this is my longest relationship so far. . . so i think that's damn good
#2. I got my Senior jersey on Monday and it says "SHELLEY" cuz I'm original like that lol and its in caps too so its like I'm being yelled at. . . which isn't unfamiliar to me (many people are very surprised i made it this far D: )
#3. . . . have i told you I'm bored??
#4. QUESTION!! how does one look like death?? i was told that i did by a ton of people at school today. . . sure I've only had 4 1/2 sleep in the last 3 nights put together and around my eyes is BRIGHT purple . . . . but honestly??
#5. Soo many people's birthdays are coming up!! WTF!!
- Jake's is the 12th of Feb
- Hayley's is the 23rd of Feb
- LOL Sam's is sometime soonish SORRY!!
- And Luke's was on the 30th of Jan. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
- if I've missed anyone, kick me.
#6. I have to read 'lord of the flies' for school, for the second year in a row. . . i had the choice out of to kill a mocking bird or lord of the flies and as i had to do essays on BOTH of these books last year i went with the obvious choice of 'lord of the flies' so i don't have to interpret stupid old English shit! although both books should only be read by mentally impaired people or those that are honestly too stupid to realize that its crap!! (no offense)
#7. The twilight movie sucked and i refuse to believe that even fangirls could have liked that. personally it ruined the books for me. I'm gonna go with my theories that fangirls only like it simply because A. they are fangirls by nature and need same form of media/object to crawl on and rape or B. They are too faithful to the books to care what the movie turned out like just as long as the word "TWILIGHT" is plastered all over it.
#8. . . is it just me or am i the only one to notice that this has turned into a rant?
#9. My art project for school will be a painting. I've finished all my planning for this already and my teacher has something up her arse. . . . sideways and says I'm not allowed to paint til week 7! (keeping in mind its near the end of week 2). I mean honestly! i have 3 art lessons in a week so that's 12 1:10hour lessons that I'm going to be going out of my mind NOT being allowed to work on my assignment. When we don't want to do something at school we HAVE to. When we WANT to do something at school. . . ACTUALLY DO OUR ASSIGNMENTS we're NOT ALLOWED to. can anyone else see whats wrong with this picture??
before i go any further . . . i think im gonna head off and play wow for a bit. . . because there is no way I'll be able to sleep tonight either. . . . i think im developing insomnia . . . joy.
Anyway!! goodbye all people who have chosen to read this far, i hope this give's you an insight into why i say im going insane. . . of course this is only the very little things that are annoying me at the moment. the larger things are probably too personal to post on DA SO! i bid thee adue.
Hey there! Im just your average friend that's only mission in life is to kill the undead zombies plagueing this realm ....and take hostage of Jason Momoa until he agrees to marry me of course *evil thoughts* all in due time...
....ok, now i've joined a zombie army *bows head in shame* BUT! i shall still continue to fight the zombies! because the ones i fight are lead by a different leader..and well...lets not get into to much detail. oh! you can join the SA zombie army too if you want just go to the club at the bottom of my shout box. (and don't forget to say i told ya )
<<MY SHEEZY FAMILY>>
~ OMG!! she is awesome!! i know her ~a little bit of hope for your health~ ^-^ ~ My KrAzY KISS loving friend!! ~ SUPA NINJA PRETZEL MAN!! PH!! ~JAKE!!! *GLOMP* ~ HAYLEY!!! *glompzorz* ~ My dear Twilight infected, buffy loving, tall, brown haired friend. ~ Stephiroth!! *theme music plays* ~ lol Goth!! ~my *cough* loving sister... (actual) ~my shotty pet ferret ~ The Almighty One!! m (_ _) m ~my crazy lesbian lover ~ my sister who likes to steal my pocky ~Yo' gansta' pirate biotch ~ my art loving psychopathic water dragon! ~My awesome little sister!! ~MY weird little neighbor! ~My pocky-chomping pet kitty
Thank you so much for the favorite, and the shout out for my health!
I've been having fewer pains lately, and I have all you kind people to thank for it!
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